America Supports You
May 31st, 2006

The hand of god

I consider myself an agnostic, but still found this to be funny as hell.

A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God – still waiting.”

It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God is busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot, so He sent me.”

May 28th, 2006

Memorial Day 2006

Memorial Day

Many thanks to http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/000853.html Cox & Forkum for saying it so well. It’s more than just a day for parades and picnics.

May 22nd, 2006

Are you at risk?

Department of Veterans Affairs officials today announced the theft of personal information on up to 26.5 million veterans.

Veterans Affairs Secretary R. James Nicholson stressed that there is no indication the information is being used for purposes of fraud.

If you think you or someone you know may be affected, you can learn more about the security breach and compromised data by calling 1-800-333-4636, or by visiting http://www.firstgov.gov/veteransinfo.shtml.

May 22nd, 2006

Jack Murtha, USMC (Ret), Traitor (active)

The Arab/islamic media is eating this shit up… one of our own providing more aid and comfort to the enemy. Thanks, Jack(ass) – give the fanatics more justification for attacking our men.

Salon.com News | Murtha: Marines killed civilians “in cold blood”

“Our troops overreacted because of the pressure on them, and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood,” said Jack Murtha of Pennsylvania, a decorated Marine Corps veteran who served in Vietnam and is among the most influential Democratic voices on military matters. “This is going to be a very, very bad thing for the United States.”

Asked about his sources during a midday briefing on Iraq policy in the Capitol, Murtha confidently replied, “All the information I get, it comes from the commanders, it comes from people who know what they are talking about.” Although Murtha said that he had not read any investigative reports by the military on the incident, he stressed, “It’s much worse than reported in Time magazine.”

Jack(ass) is referring to an incident that is under investigation. No charges have been filed. No one has been faulted in the incident. Of course, these little tidbits mean nothing to the likes of Jack(ass), nor does it temper the attitudes of the murderous animals that strap bombs on their children and send them into crowded streets in the hopes of killing our soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines.

This sort of disloyal tripe is par for the course for the anti-military, democratic party idiots – but it’s particularly disgusting coming from the mouth of a decorated Marine. I think it would be safe to say that Jack(ass) was at least partially elected on the basis of his military service – let’s hope his constituency remembers his http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1634976/posts lovely http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/17/AR2005111700794.html record next time around.

May 13th, 2006

TSA shows their support for our troops

(Scroll down for an update to this story)

The TSA is so screwed up, they don’t know a potential terrorist from a US Marine. Yeah, they should be checking everyone. Yeah, the Marines understand the routine and respect the need for security. My biggest question here is, why aren’t there procedures to get these men where they need to go with minimal hassle? There is no more solemn duty, anywhere – and to strip them down in an airport terminal because the TSA agent is too stupid to recognize one of our nation’s heroes is nothing short of disgraceful.

My first reaction is that this is another fine example of the TSA hiring piss-poor screeners at piss-poor wages, providing piss-poor training, thus getting exactly the type of people who are likely to be life-long dumocrats who think it’s all sorts of fun to show their support for the troops by harassing them when they get the chance.

Makes me feel all safe and secure.

Marine Corps Times – TSA detains Marine escorts

The Marines – a sergeant and two corporals – were escorting the body of Sgt. Lea R. Mills from Dover Air Force Base, Del., to his family in Gulfport, Miss. Mills, who was married and lived in Oceanside with his wife, was killed in Iraq on April 28 by a roadside bomb. He was one of three leathernecks killed that day in Iraq’s Anbar province.

They were brothers-in-arms. Like Mills, the Marine escorts are members of the Camp Pendleton-based 3rd Assault Amphibian Battalion.

The trio had to go through the terminal’s security in order to reach their flight that would take them to Houston and make sure that Mills’ body was properly placed on the airplane. While their uniforms likely would trigger the metal detector, they had figured they would be able to zip through the screening process and get on with their business.

“Wearing the blues, the metal detector is going to go off,” said Sgt. John Stock, a mechanic, who was accompanied by Cpls. Aaron Bigalk and Jason Schadeburg.

But as the Marines went through the initial screener in their dress blues, they were stopped by several TSA agents. Each was told to remove their dress uniform blouse, belt and black dress shoes, which were scanned by the detector, as the agents scanned them with hand-held detecting wands.

“They had me take off my shoes and ran them through the screening,” Stock said, speaking by phone May 5 from Gulfport, where the men are helping with Mills’ family and funeral support. “We all got searched.”

Then they were taken to a nearby room, where TSA workers patted them down.

At one point, Stock’s shoes disappeared, leaving him to frantically search for them and retrieve them from a TSA agent. Separated from their belongings, which included the flag that they bore that would drape Mills’ casket for the rest of the journey home, they worried about getting to the gate in time to ensure his safe placement in the airplane.

Time, it seemed like a half-hour, clicked by. “I was like, hey, we need to be on the tarmac,” Stock recalled. “It just took longer than it should have had to take.”

The agents said nothing to explain why all three were singled out for additional search and the Marines didn’t protest. “We were just trying to get there as quick as we could,” he added.

In all, it was a humiliating experience that left them angry.

“They could probably tell that I was pissed off,” said Stock, who noted that he’s never encountered that kind of search when going through airport security in uniform.

“I understand if I was in civilian clothes. But with what we were wearing and what we were doing…,” he said, noting that “we had the flag with us.”

Call it a simple search based on the metal detector going off if you want, but there’s no doubt these men were subjected to more than a “normal” search. They were in uniform; they undoubtedly had their orders in hand; there was no doubt who they were or what they were doing. It seems that some liberal anti-war prick felt the need to make a statement of some kind.

Stock, Bigalk, and Schadeburg… I wonder how many Hussein’s, Achmenijads, and Abdullah’s strolled through that day without a moment’s delay? Good thing we know who the enemy is, eh?

If you’re the type given to prayer, how about putting in a good word for the family of Sgt. Lea R. Mills and the Marines escorting him home. While you’re at it, those idiot screeners could use a little enlightenment, too.

(edit, found this later)

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story.php?f=1-292925-1761087.php TSA erred in delaying fallen Marine’s escorts

According to Kayser, TSA has special screening guidelines in place for service members who are accompanying the bodies of fallen service members to their families for burial. “These guidelines reflect the agency’s utmost respect for those who have lost their lives in service to this country, their families, and those who bring them home with honor,” TSA officials said in a statement provided by Kayser.

“We sincerely regret any inconvenience that Marines from the 1st [Marine] Division experienced during the screening process at Philadelphia International Airport,” the statement said. “We take their concerns very seriously and have communicated directly with Marine Corps leadership.”

Kayser said that provisions are intended to help smooth the process. “It is a fairly regular occurrence, unfortunately, that we have soldiers coming through with remains. There is a process in place that they should follow.”

It’s likely the three escorts, who had come from their Camp Pendleton base to accompany the casket from Dover Air Force Base, Del., weren’t aware of the special rules.

So the official word from the TSA is that there are “special provisions” in place for military escorts, but since the Marine’s didn’t jump through some special hoop set up for them, they were instead harassed.

I’m pleased to see the TSA responded to this quickly – but I’m not too thrilled with this finger pointing at the travel-weary Marines trying to perform their duties.

May 11th, 2006

Project Completion!

They’re done, to be presented tomorrow. I’m mostly satisfied considering the constraints (time and level of detail requested). Wish I was able to do more with the finish on the shadow box, and hadn’t needed to “make it up as I went along” as much as I did.

Projects
Comments welcome!

May 7th, 2006

Keeping Busy

I haven’t been writing much, but I haven’t been wasting my time, either… here are a few samples of what I’ve been up to:

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThis plaque was a quickie, made for a Marine leaving the command. His section purchased an NCO sword, and I made this plaque for them to display it.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThis officer’s sword case will be presented to my boss next week before he leaves the unit. There will be an engraved plate attached to the stand in the center. I’ve worked on and off for the last few weeks on this one.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThis shadow box is being made for another officer retiring from active duty – it contains side-by-side memorabilia from his father (a Korean War veteran) and his own career. It’s not complete, so please ignore the fact that nothing is actually attached to the background yet, and there’s no glass in place. I got the job last Wednesday (05/03/06, I have a deadline of Friday, 05/12/06, and I have to order the glass tomorrow… wish me luck!

And while I’m posting pictures… is this not the cutest thing you’ve seen all day?
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingKali, can you turn that light off? It’s bedtime…

Feel free to browse http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Lanoitar/ my photo library for more detailed images of the above projects, and of course, http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/PusaKali/ my library of cat pics!

These images are all hosted on http://photobucket.com Photobucket, whom I highly recommend (and no, I’m not paid to say that)!

PS: If you’re thinking of doing a project like this but don’t know where to start, feel free to drop me a line. I have a pretty basic shop (it’s in my garage), draw my own plans (with various inspirations), and do all my own work. If I can help with suggestions, ideas, techniques, or just getting things going, I’m happy to assist.

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