Nothing really piqued my interest in the news today (probably a good thing), so here are a few things that I did find at least somewhat relevant:

A site dedicated to keeping track of everyone’s favorite http://moorewatch.com/index.php fat, nasty, pig.
The absolutely, positively, most accurate (and hilarious) http://mypetjawa.blogspot.com/2004_01_28_mypetjawa_archive.html#107531992791729862 explanation of the problems in the middle east.
Have a suspicious file on your computer, but your usual scanners don’t identify it as a problem? Send it http://www.virustotal.com/flash/index_en.html here.
When was the last time you were able to http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7746927 fool an entire country into believing you won a non-existent award from NASA?

I’m doing a little work behind the scenes today, trying to bring certain javascript programs into line so I can do cool things like display active http://amberalert.org/ Amber Alerts and make my http://adsense.google.com Google Adsense links more effective. If you catch me in mid-reload, things may look a bit goofy. Sorry about that.