The following is a sample of some recent missives received via my contact page.  They serve to exemplify my opinion of the type of person interested in such things.

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From:
Serina (deleted)

Message:
You should make a show where bad girl and real world all get to throw
down who ever has problems with each other gets to have three five min
rounds together. theres soo many fights i want to see. U can barrow
the host of bully beat down it would be best.
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Dear Serina:  Hasn’t bum fighting been done?

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From:
keyona (deleted)

I’m a bad girl because despite the pain and suffering the beatings
heart aches being homeless child being took once upon of time and my
babydaddys parents not letting me see her I was still able to graduate
high school get my daughter back move away from the abusive
relationship etc. I hold my own never afriad to ask for advice the
truth. I know ive never knew what it was like to have the best at all.
I grew up on perry hill the bottom projects and still not once carry
myself as a hoe. I Can give you a story. Despite all im funny outgoing
giving respectful to my elders and can be mad at you and still talk to
you. I dont argue at all we gone fight if necessary. Ill try and walk
away first. Pick me for your show and ill do it all what ever need a
jumpstart.
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Dear keyona:  Walk away.  Please.

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From:
Eddie (deleted)

Message:
Jonathan,

My name is Eddie (deleted), and i have the best idea Ever for the bad
girls club! i knoe this club is for girls, but we should do a twist
for your upcoming season. I think this will help your ratings as well!
Not only the house is full of bad girls, but i think we need a Bad Gay
guy , who knows how to drive these ladies crazy. They will Think they
are waiting for their final roomate, but really i would pop out ”
Bitches im here” . im a very outgoing guy , im about to be 21 , puerto
rican italian and i know how to have a good time! Wheather its on
stage at the clubs, stealing the girls boyfriends (because thats what
i do best, they dont call me K.O for a reason)Im from New york, but
currently stay in Ohio. Its a thought and i would love to be part of
this journey!
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Dear Eddie:  Already done, it was called “Three’s Company”, now tell your rude friends to find a reason to call you names!

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From:
Celeste

Message:
hi jon i am celeste (deleted) 19 yrs old and am the youngest of 7 girls
and i notice how you was the creator of BGC and i was thinking you
should try a sister episode we are under 30 and fun we know a few
celebrities and we i know we would entertain alot of ppl for you we
are at hard times right now but we know how to have fun we are very
sexy and yes we all have our problems please email me back and we can
talk more i know we can work something out thanks for your time!
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Dear Celeste:  AAAAAAGGHHHHHH, my eyes!  Seriously, I ran out of breath just trying to read that.

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Addendum:  While looking up links to be helpful, I came across the page these maroons must have thought they were on.  The similarities between their contact page and mine are uncanny, to be sure.  How could I be so callous?

Click here to view the embedded video.

It got so bad, so quickly, that the media has taken to calling him “Usama” again.

That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

Awesome work, U.S. Navy Seals!

I’ve long questioned the logic of turning food crops into (heavily subsidized) fuel for cars, but now we’ve taken a step that I don’t think I would ever have imagined.  We’re turning food crops into CAT LITTER.

The company is even giving it away (in the form of a rebate).

I can’t decide whether to be shocked, sickened, or amused.

I think I have decided that this is how I’ll do my part to help correct the overpopulation of third world countries that breed terrorists.  That sounds like a horrible thing to say, and I’m sure many will think horribly of me because I said it, but let’s face it;  When you have so many hungry mouths that you eagerly strap bombs on kids and send them off to murder in the name of your cult, population control is in order.  I’m going to start doing my part to resolve that problem for them.

Every little effort can help, right?

Click here to view the embedded video.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”

Watch This: 70-Minute Video Review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

“Three dead Somali pirates.”

(Harvey at IMAO)

I don’t think that makes it better for the real candidates for the prize.

• Chinese Human Rights Activist Hu Jia – imprisoned for campaigning for human rights in the PRC, not as worthy as Barack Hussein Obama.
• Wei Jingsheng, who spent 17 years in Chinese prisons for urging reforms of China’s communist system. — not as worthy as Barack Hussein Obama. (Not to mention the symbolic value of awarding a Chinese dissident on the 20th Anniversary of the Tianenmen Square Massacre.)
• Greg Mortenson, founder of the Central Asia Institute has built nearly 80 schools, especially for girls, in remote areas of northern Pakistan and Afghanistan over the past 15 years – not as worthy as Barack Hussein Obama.
• Prince Ghazi bin Muhammad, a philosophy professor in Jordan who risks his life by advocating interfaith dialogue between Jews and Muslims, also not as worthy as Barack Hussein Obama.
• Afghan human rights activist Sima Samar. She currently leads the Afghanistan Independent Human Rights Commission and serves as the U.N. special envoy to Darfur and is apparently also not as worthy as Barack Hussein Obama.

(Moonbattery)

I find your lack of grace disturbing…

In reference to that little pissant rapper after the stunt at the MTV video awards.

Google it if you don’t know what I’m talking about.