Ok, time for a “lighter than usual” post… this one ripped straight from the latest “free” edition of http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2005/2005-12-05.htm The Langa List (Thanks, Fred!):
A steamy love letter I saw on a web site:
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,