FREEDOM TO DISPLAY THE AMERICAN FLAG ACT OF 2005

Another story today about a condo association telling the mother of a Marine and a Soldier to take down her American Flag.  Can I get a committee together to start slapping these idiot HOA board members until they learn not to be so damned stupid?

http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/07/20/condo-demands-military-mom-take-down-american-flag

To the Southdale Gardens Condominium Association:  Believe it or not, your job isn’t to make your HOA look stupid…  this is federal law, folks… it doesn’t matter what the homeowner agreed to when they moved in, they can’t be held liable by a rule that is illegal in its nature.  You’ll lose, the membership will lose money paying for your lawyers, and if there’s any justice in the world, the membership will hold YOU financially liable for the costs.  Yeah, I know… your D&O insurance will cover your stupidity, but maybe you’ll at least feel some pain in the backlash.  One can only hope.

Here’s your reference, in case you can’t find it:

An act to ensure that the right of an individual to display the flag of the United States on residential property not be abridged.

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/PLAW-109publ243/content-detail.html

A condominium association, cooperative association, or residential 
real estate management association may not adopt or enforce any policy, 
or enter into any agreement, that would restrict or prevent a member of 
the association from displaying the flag of the United States on 
residential property within the association with respect to which such 
member has a separate ownership interest or a right to exclusive 
possession or use.

Gun Free Zones

Amongst the tragedy of today’s murder of four young Marines, I cannot help but be stricken with the image of the front door of the recruiting center… and the obvious “no guns” sign plastered on the window.  Signs like this have appeared in the last year on facilities all over the base where I work.  This is particularly galling, since the base is a federal installation that BJ Clinton ensured years ago to be “gun free.”  That’s right, a military installation, where thousands of men and women are trained daily to handle firearms (and other weapons of war) and use them responsibly, prohibits the carry of firearms by any but those engaged in law enforcement (or, obviously, conducting training).  For the record, 99% of those carrying weapons for training have no access to ammunition… making their 21st century firearms good for nothing unless used as clubs.  And our military police force consists mostly of hired civilians.

I cannot adequately describe my disgust with this.

Change the damned law.

gun-free-killing

Why so hard to send a message…?

A recent renewal of my character in a game I used to play has brought some newcomers to this page.  And each of them, when trying to contact me, has asked… why the weird questions on the feedback page?  Well, let me share…

There’s a fellow, who happens to share my name, who has made quite a name for himself producing “shows” for idiots on a cable channel formerly known for presenting music videos.  I congratulate my namesake on his success, while at the same time cursing him for perpetuating such utter stupidity.  As it turns out, the people attracted to the silliness he perpetuates are not capable of discerning “him” from normal people who happen to share his name.  Did I mention he peddles his wares at the expense of the lowest common denominator?  Yes, they’re all idiots, losers, and morons.  (I am being overly kind here, I know)  For that reason, I have placed blocks in the path of anyone using this page to try to contact said namesake… but alas, my efforts have not dissuaded the most persistent among them.

I apologize to those who have valid reasons for reaching out to me, and promise that once I’ve recognized you, I’ll share an address by which you can reach me without such hassle.

To those foolish children who think I am the aforementioned individual, I will continue to harass, berate, and belittle you, hopefully until you cry, but at least until I am satisfied some semblance of wisdom has been imparted.  Seriously, if you can’t take a hint when it pokes you in the eye, you have no business expecting a polite response.

And yes, I fully remember that in-duh-vidual who actually thought to threaten me with physical harm because I hurt his stupid little feelings (miss ya, Ronny!).  I still know where you live, and what you look like.  I am fully capable of defending myself against the likes of you.  Stay in Florida, for your own good.  And good luck with that acting career(!)… such that it is.

– Jonathan

And who knows… maybe I’ll find a reason to start updating this page more than once a year!  If nothing else, to make the idiots famous.

Humidor Humidifiers

This should be a simple question, but it has me (and google, apparently) stumped.

If I stick a typical humidifier to the lid or back of my smallish humidor, how do I refill it?  I can’t pour water into it without turning the whole works upside down.  That means I have to take the cigars out, turn the box over, pour in the distilled water, take the whole thing to the sink and drain off the water that didn’t soak in, then bring it back and refill it.  This is dumb.

Currently, I am simply not attaching the humidifier – simply standing it on edge at the back of the box, and taking it out to refill as required.

There must be a better way – they all come with adhesives, right?

Explain.

The really good ones all use YAHOO

No one uses this page to contact me for anything that really concerns me (the people who need to contact me know my real address). Occasionally spammers try to get around the CAPTCHA, and so, so many losers think I’m “that guy“… but I’ve been noticing a trend. Most of the losers dreaming of a career in television use YAHOO. So is the solution to cut off the ability of anyone with a YAHOO address to use the contact form? I may be on to something… thanks, Andrena – you may not have completely wasted my time.

Please, please, please… if you’re here because you think I can get you on some idiotic television show, GO AWAY.  I’m not him.  This site isn’t owned by him.  He’s only allowed to use my name because he had it before me.  Stop spamming me with your nonsense!  I don’t care about your hard life, your illegitimate children, your drug abusing parents, or your lack of basic English.  (I do occasionally get one that’s well written, polite, and pleasant to read… and I respond in kind – they’re rare).

Have a nice day!

Churchill’s Wisdom

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property—either as a child, a wife, or a concubine—must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science—the science against which it had vainly struggled—the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.

And then England was invaded.

Background Checks

Lots of talk about “expanding” background checks for firearms purchases. Lots of reasonable people on both sides of the argument disagree what that would mean. But so far no one seems to have suggested the obvious – probably because so few in the argument have ever actually participated in what goes into buying a firearm.

So here’s my solution:

Take the firearm OUT of the background check!

Why should NICS need to know that I’m buying a Glock 19, serial number XY1234? They only need to know that I want to purchase a legal firearm. Period. I’m either allowed, or not – there’s no such thing as “you can buy this .22, but not that mean old .45.”

The current process has me (and the FFL holding seller) filling out a form that not only exhaustively identifies me, but also the make, model, and serial number of the firearm I want to purchase. If there’s no desire to create a national database of firearms, there’s no need for that information.

In fact, if you take out the firearm, the background check could be used for other purposes, too! Hell, I’d run one on myself every year, just like a credit report, just to see what’s out there about me. (and to keep them guessing)

Take the firearm out of the background check, and more people would be more comfortable with insisting on more background checks for more firearms sales.

What say you?

Lowering Gun Violence

This via Jon McNaughton.  I have no idea the validity of the numbers, but the sentiment is thought provoking.
This morning I was reading a blog entry on Glenn Beck’s The Blaze when I ran across this blogger’s words.  I thought it was rather interesting.  Here is the post:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/18/the-end-of-gun-control-or-anarchy-see-the-chilling-possibilities-created-by-3d-printed-guns/

Rangerskippy said:
Want to see a liberals go speechless on gun control? Ask these questions.
Do you know that blacks make up 12.5% of the population, but do ½ of the nation’s murders?
Do you know that by lowering black murder rates to the same as whites, we would lower the national murder per capita rate by 40%, we would also have a murder rate as low as the lowest nations in Europe, and we would save thousands of black lives?
Would you like to save black lives? What do you suggest we do to lower black murder rates?
Do you know that 70% of our murders in the US are gang related? Other than having his DOJ give “assault weapons” to Mexican drug gangs, what is Obama doing to combat gang violence?
Do you know that that our violent crimes are intrinsically tied to liberal welfare programs? Do you suggest we start phasing out these programs, being they have not succeeded in lowing poverty rates, but have instead raised it.
Do you realize that for three decades, MTV has continuously portrayed the black man as a thuggish brute that has bitches and hoes, walks around adorned in gaudy gold jewelry, wearing clownish clothes three times too big, is a gangster, and has contributed to blacks glorifying a criminal lifestyle?
libs will not be able to answer my questions above, nor will they even want to admit to the truth of those statistics
Criminality is not genetic, nor has it ever been.
Skin color is benign and non-behavioral. People do not commit crimes because of the color of their skin.
What we do know, is that democrat programs, welfare, multicultural education, MTV, violent rap… have all contributed to a serious problem of violence and murder within the black communities in the US.
Because of the liberal mandated laws of political correctness, no one is supposed to speak of these facts, nor do liberals want anyone to try to solve these problems. It detracts from their agenda
Notice that over 500 people (mostly black) were murdered in Chicago, this year alone. The mass majority were killed via cheap or stolen hand guns. Less that 3% were killed with a rifle of any type, but Obama and the libs are clamoring for banning rifles. What does that tell us? It would seem to me that libs believe that rich white kids from Connecticut matter, but blacks from the South Side of Chicago do not, otherwise, Obama and crowd would be talking lowering murder rates, and not outlawing the least used weapon in crimes.
Contrary to popular belief, most AR owners, use them for sport. we shoot national match at Camp Perry, do 3-gun, Varmint shoots, and NRA high-power matches. They are too expensive for criminals.
(Note: I used my editorial judgement to correct a few minor typos)
This is definitely NOT something you’ll hear discussed on the evening news.  Where are the President’s priorities again?

The fans write letters!

As promised, this one from the “fans of reality tv” file:

This one from one “Breanna (aka Rihanna) Riles“, who has obviously worked long and hard at her studies to write the following:

“hello my name is breanna and u may not know me but im from bessemer alabama u may not have heard of it cause its a small town im writeing you because i want you to know how great you show is i mean i love the bad girls club hell lol i sometime be talking to myself acting like im in the bad girls club i wouold really love to meet you hopefully if my prayers come true by the way im not a stucker but i really really want join your show i think i can bring it some of that down south feeling lol i just wanted you to know you have a great show and it can changes someone like me. it was nice writing you and pray that i could meet you someday you have a nice day”

Such literary talent!  I, on the other hand, was apparently having a bad day.  Here’s my response:

If you think some stupid fucking “reality” tv show is mean, wait till you get an email from a guy who went out of his way to ensure morons like you don’t write him messages about some stupid fucking “reality” tv show.
Seriously.  Only a sub-functional illiterate could breeze past my carefully placed warnings that I am not a hollyweird producer victimizing young morons like yourself for the entertainment of the simple minded, and insist on sending a message like yours to me anyway.
If your prayers are in fact to join in on that action, I suggest you first find a new religion.
In fact, go now, run to your mother and beg her forgiveness for turning out to be such a loser.
Then go back to school, learn a skillset that will get you somewhere in life, and forget you ever tried to sacrifice whatever decency and self-respect you might have had for a few dollars.
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE, OR I WILL BROADCAST YOUR IGNORANCE TO THE WORLD.  //I’m keeping my promise!  -jm//
P.S.  Proper capitalization, punctuation, and well-formed sentences will take you far in life.  Start your quest for an education with English 101.
Apparently I hit a nerve.  Young Ms. Breanna/Rihanna/Confused came back with this clever retort:
look here you dick face and you look well i dont give a dame put it so the world could see cause i dont give a fuck and if u thought the last email i sent you was stupied and dum well you dam sure gone think this is and guess what i dont give a fuck cause what you can do is kiss my fat ass and make sure you put this on there to bitch while you at it now dont you write me back and with that said you have yourself a  a nice day
Ahh, the innocence of youth.  How sweet.

Surely we can’t be this stupid?

The President’s spokesman, the former President’s wife (now Secretary of State), and the propaganda media are all repeating the great lie that muslim savages throughout the world have a clue about some video on youtube that “offends” the offensive animals that follow islam.  Supposedly this obscure video has led rabid animals throughout the muslim world to gnaw through their leashes and attack the most recognizable symbol of stupid internet videos throughout the world:  The Embassies of  these United States.

Propagandists have long stated that a great lie, repeated often enough, will become accepted as truth, and they’re sure as hell trying to prove it now.

The savage animals in question only needed an excuse to attack the United States on the anniversary of their most famous attack on the United States, 9/11.

It’s well past time to recognize these savage animals are not, and cannot be our friends.  Decades of outreach and capitulation has gained nothing.  Offerings of friendship are seen as weakness, they only understand strength.

My suggestion:  Empty our embassies of everything we care about.  Let the savage animals roll in and set up house.  In fact, leave pictures of goats and young boys in there to draw in even more of them.  Then use the embassy as target practice for some rather large munitions.  Preferably, not not necessarily, of the tactical nuclear variety.  Our embassy is sovereign land; surely we’re free to do with it as we please?

And even if you won’t do that, at least have the intestinal fortitude to STOP SENDING THESE SAVAGE ANIMALS MONEY.

There is no amount of capitulation that will satisfy these rabid little beasts.  Like any other, these need to be destroyed to stem the tide of infection.  Any other response is to them, dhimmitude.  I suggest we immediately begin following the example of a century ago, and use their primitive superstitions against them.

Sorry

So today I heard a news piece on the radio about the commander of US and NATO troops in Afghanistan flying in to a village to personally apologize to some perfectly innocent Afghani citizens who happened to get blown to bits while harboring taliban shitheads simply trying to hold a wedding party.  Apparently there was a group of American soldiers/sailors/airmen/Marines taking fire from said shitheads afghani citizens, so an airstrike was called in on the building the gunfire was coming from.  Now, the aforementioned shitheads afghanis had, as shitheads are wont to do, were hanging out with their buds taken the wedding party hostage and wouldn’t let them leave.  So the airstrike came, the shitheads and the fine upstanding citizens were all killed.

And somehow this is all our fault.

Well, here’s my idea of how that apology should go:

I’m sorry your fathers, sons, and brothers are completely insane animals who love death.  I’m sorry your fathers, sons, and brothers care nothing about your safety.  I’m sorry your fathers, sons, and brothers are ready, willing, and eager to use you as human shields.  I’m sorry your fathers, sons, and brothers suffer from a degenerate religion illness that makes them believe that you all will go on to heaven to live like proverbial pigs in slop if they only cause their and your deaths while serving their degenerate religious masters.  I’m sorry your fathers, sons, and brothers behave in ways that force good men to put them down like the rabid animals that they are, and that you sometimes get caught in the line of fire.  I have no idea how long it will take you to realize that only you can end this cycle, and I’m sorry good people have to put their lives on the line in an effort to get that message through your thick, simple skulls.  I’m sorry for your miserable existence.  And I’m sorry that when we leave, your people will still be dying every day, but you’ll no longer have any hope of a better life.

Anything less would be an insult.

Blatant Illiteracy

My contact page is there because I honestly believe that there are valid reasons to leave a reason for people to contact the proprietor of a web page.  It’s unfortunate that I share names with a freak in hollyweird that has experienced success feeding manure to idiots.  That being said, I’ve gone above and beyond the call to inform people that I’m not him, and messages left here will never get there.

The picture here shows the page in question.  It’s pretty clear, I think?

And yet, weekly… sometimes daily… I get emails regarding “that show”.  Mostly with poorly formed ideas, grammatically incorrect suggestions, and moronically worded offers to sacrifice themselves on the altar of “music” television.

I try to be nice… or at least not too mean.  It’s just getting harder and harder.  Posting this is mildly cathartic; let’s see if it helps.

Quote of the Day

Young, dumb girl working the register at Food Lion after I walked directly to front of the empty line to check out:
“Good thing you got here when you did, if you’d been five minutes sooner, you’d have had to wait fifteen minutes to check out.”

Yep. 5 minutes sooner, and I’ve have been stuck in a time warp!

To think I missed it by thiiiiis much!