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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PROMOTE SOME IGNORANT “REALITY” TELEVISION SHOW HERE.  I AM NOT THAT GUY.  IF YOU IGNORE THIS WARNING, I WILL REPLY WITH RUDE WORDS INTENDED TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.  I WILL USE YOUR REAL NAME AND REAL EMAIL ADDRESS TO EMBARRASS YOU!  DON’T MAKE ME DO IT!

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P.S.  Messages left here will never reach a hollyweird producer.  That guy might be available via HIS OWN WEBSITE, but I make no promises.  Seriously, I’m tired of entertaining illiterate wannabes who are too simple to use Google.  Or type in complete sentences.  Or turn off CAPS LOCK.  Keep it up and I’ll start publishing your names.

STOP.

If you did not read the paragraph above,

READ IT.

Don’t be a moron.

Comments or questions are welcome, however:
Please read the section above. I'm actually tired of explaining to mental midgets that I have nothing to do with television. I am not the producer. I don't want to hear your pitch about gay versions of already gay shows. Seriously.

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