Quote of the Day

Young, dumb girl working the register at Food Lion after I walked directly to front of the empty line to check out:
“Good thing you got here when you did, if you’d been five minutes sooner, you’d have had to wait fifteen minutes to check out.”

Yep. 5 minutes sooner, and I’ve have been stuck in a time warp!

To think I missed it by thiiiiis much!