If you’re not a Christian, then consider the statement for how it’s meant: Best wishes on the day designated to celebrate Christian values.

If you are, I guess you don’t need any further direction.

If you’re sitting there reading blogs on Christmas day, you have your priorities a bit mixed up… please go away and do something with your family, your friends, or (even better), go do something nice for complete strangers. I’m sure any homeless shelter would welcome another set of helping hands today.

Personally, I’ll be feasting on something like this:

Vegetarians, islamists, and everyone else who foolishly thinks ham is wrong for eating… thank you! More for me!

PS. If you really need to kill some time (maybe while that ham or turkey bakes…) try this!