Why did this criminal get re-elected? Probably for the same reasons that the city of New Orleans is still dysfunctional and broken after nearly two years of recovery operations. Don’t blame FEMA or George W. Bush… blame a culture of laziness and dependency. This culture doesn’t see an idiot like William Jefferson as a criminal, …
I was just reminded of a conversation I listed to on the Jerry Doyle show the other day regarding the ex-President’s wife’s plan to create a forced (pre?)preschool program for four-year-olds. The talking head dope woman Jerry had on the show referred to the good in this program because “longitudinal studies” had shown that kids …
Let me begin by stating that I’m old enough that my fast and aggressive driving days are behind me. In fact, I’ve always been a fairly safe and defensive driver in traffic, only “letting go” when on the open road with few or no others in sight. Today on my way to the commissary, a …
I pull your emails from the trash bin and wipe them off long enough to read each one. Generally they’re simply boring, but once in awhile you say something that makes me go “hmmm”. Here’s one from today’s missive: Americans want action, and that’s what Democrats are delivering. House Democrats Adam Schiff and Artur Davis …
…one tree at a time: The reason we sell Carbon Debits is simple – we want to take away the pathetic excuse of Carbon Credits from those liberals who hide their shame filled lives behind money-bought lunacy. Carbon Credits are simply a way for the rich (Al Gore) to continue to hypocritically live lives that …
Shut up and act, Leo. Humans face extinction claims star Hollywood star Leonardo DiCaprio sent out a message about global warming at the Cannes Film Festival. The heartthrob has made a film, the 11th Hour, warning that human beings face extinction as a result of the environmental crisis. At a press conference in the South …
In the 70’s, it was proposed that to fight off global COOLING, we should COVER THE POLES WITH SOOT to absorb heat from the sun. On TV right now, in a proposal to fight global WARMING, they are suggesting we should CUT DOWN THE TREES in northern climes to reflect more of the sun’s heat. …
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The case of the hateful ham LEWISTON – One student has been suspended and more disciplinary action could follow a possible hate crime at Lewiston Middle School, Superintendent Leon Levesque said Wednesday. On April 11, a white student placed a ham steak in a bag on a lunch table where Somali students were eating. Muslims …
Prosecutors Drop Charges in Duke Case And I don’t even like Lacrosse. RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) – Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against the three Duke lacrosse players accused of sexually assaulting a stripper at a party, saying the athletes were innocent victims of a “tragic rush to accuse” by an overreaching district attorney. Now let’s …
Hilarity ensues: Visitors to Sen. John McCain’s MySpace page might have been surprised at the presidential candidate’s sudden turnaround in some of his views Tuesday. The senator was the victim of a prank that had his Web page stating that he had changed his mind and come out in favor of gay marriage, as well …
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Big Al Gore, the inventor of not only the internet, but also the “buy your way out of guilt by purchasing the made-up resource… carbon neutrality!”, has finally managed to pull in the full swing of the religious fanatics. The environment is changing – it always does – and mankind may be contributing to the …
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Don’t bother them, they’ll get mad! Don’t say bad things about them, they’ll strap bombs on their children and send them into your shopping malls! Don’t offend them, they’ll drive explosives-laden cars into your buildings! Screw that. Offend them more – let’s hurry up and get all the suicidal islamic animals riled up so they …
… a group of reporters standing in front of a Caterpillar D10 being driven by their favorite target of slander and malicious reporting? I call it an opportunity for hilarity. One silly wench took it upon herself to describe being born down on by a 2 MPH tractor as having her “life flash before her …
The 2006 True Stella Awards Issued 31 January 2007 (Click here to confirm these are legitimate.) #5: Marcy Meckler. While shopping at a mall, Meckler stepped outside and was “attacked” by a squirrel that lived among the trees and bushes. And “while frantically attempting to escape from the squirrel and detach it from her leg, …