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I don’t produce shows for MTV.  I can’t STAND so-called reality television.  I firmly believe the whole genre has lowered society’s collective IQ by several points. Unfortunately for me, a man who shares my name does produce shows for MTV and has apparently done quite well for himself.  This would not be a concern, except [...]

Saving the Planet

George Carlin tells it like it is.

Osama Bin Laden is Dead

Everything else is being said, I’ll just point out the ridiculous number of people today spelling Osama with a “b”. It got so bad, so quickly, that the media has taken to calling him “Usama” again. That’s funny, I don’t care who you are. Awesome work, U.S. Navy Seals!

Food Shortages? Explain this.

A recent article warned that because of (global warming/climate change/al gore’s bank account) the world was in danger of increased food shortages.  As usual, the gist was that the evil West is abusing the planet and the innocent, helpless third-world is starving. I’ve long questioned the logic of turning food crops into (heavily subsidized) fuel [...]

Awesome

Too bad the gecko doesn’t actually have the best price in my case… love their commercials!

Obama Fan

Got this one from a friend who likes to forward jokes and such… gave me a chuckle, so I thought I’d share: A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids [...]

The Phantom Menace… dissected

If you’re a fan of Star Wars (or at least the first few…), watch this. I never knew how much I hated that movie until it was explained to me here! Watch This: 70-Minute Video Review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Nobel

And here I was struggling to find a reason for it… The Peace Prize? But How Has Obama Made The World Better? “Three dead Somali pirates.” (Harvey at IMAO) I don’t think that makes it better for the real candidates for the prize. Chinese Human Rights Activist Hu Jia – imprisoned for campaigning for human [...]

The Force is strong is this one… or not.

Now that’s funny! I find your lack of grace disturbing…

Obama finally says something I agree with

“He’s a jackass” In reference to that little pissant rapper after the stunt at the MTV video awards. Google it if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

Life imitates Cartoons

It’s like the opener for a nice piece of slapstick:   a 15 year old fucking moron walks into an open manhole… It was an accident waiting to happen — an open sewer and a 15-year-old girl who was texting while she walked. Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near [...]

The Obama Man

I miss listening to Bob and Tom in the mornings…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Chuck Grassley

He’ll be in town all week… Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND): Oh, you are good. Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA): Your wife said the same thing. Thanks, Rusty

Shopping for a new laptop?

Okay, so while I’ve been tempted by the rash of “Netbooks” on the market, I soon realized that there were a number of decent laptops on the market for not that much more.  I’m open to suggestions, but I’m doing my own research and reading to find not only the best bang for my buck, [...]