I don’t produce shows for MTV. I can’t STAND so-called reality television. I firmly believe the whole genre has lowered society’s collective IQ by several points. Unfortunately for me, a man who shares my name does produce shows for MTV and has apparently done quite well for himself. This would not be a concern, except [...]
Archive of posts tagged Humor
Saving the Planet
George Carlin tells it like it is.
Food Shortages? Explain this.
A recent article warned that because of (global warming/climate change/al gore’s bank account) the world was in danger of increased food shortages. As usual, the gist was that the evil West is abusing the planet and the innocent, helpless third-world is starving. I’ve long questioned the logic of turning food crops into (heavily subsidized) fuel [...]
Awesome
Too bad the gecko doesn’t actually have the best price in my case… love their commercials!
The Phantom Menace… dissected
If you’re a fan of Star Wars (or at least the first few…), watch this. I never knew how much I hated that movie until it was explained to me here! Watch This: 70-Minute Video Review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Life imitates Cartoons
It’s like the opener for a nice piece of slapstick: a 15 year old fucking moron walks into an open manhole… It was an accident waiting to happen — an open sewer and a 15-year-old girl who was texting while she walked. Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Chuck Grassley
He’ll be in town all week… Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND): Oh, you are good. Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA): Your wife said the same thing. Thanks, Rusty
Shopping for a new laptop?
Okay, so while I’ve been tempted by the rash of “Netbooks” on the market, I soon realized that there were a number of decent laptops on the market for not that much more. I’m open to suggestions, but I’m doing my own research and reading to find not only the best bang for my buck, [...]